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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

“Okay, Jerry.”

marinebaeology:

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

• “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
• “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
• “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
• “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
• “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
• “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
• “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
• “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
• “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
• “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”